A tiki-style Doctor Funk with dark rum, grenadine, lemon, lime, and a whisper of absinthe in an icy, pourable texture.

Add the dark rum, absinthe, rich simple syrup, lemon juice, lime juice, grenadine, and water to a large pitcher or clean mixing container.
Stir until the syrup and citrus are fully blended and the color is even throughout the batch.
Refrigerate the mixture until cold before pouring it into the machine for the best texture.
Add the chilled batch to the slush machine and run until thick, icy, and pourable, about 45 minutes. Serve cold.
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